

Remember texts you love and draw comparisons. It's time to brainstorm, outline, carve words, followed by more words, into that milk-white oblivion that taunts you. You've widened your margins, subtly enlarged your font and filled your bibliography with references of such profound obscurity that no one will notice you're missing 3,000 words. Constantly updating your word count on Facebook may feel like fun, but to everyone else you'll look like you're constantly updating your word count on Facebook.

Temporarily block Twitter, Spotify, Group Hug, YouTube, 4od and anything else that distracts you. Use an alarm to wake up and avoid deep sleep kicking in. This takes about 20 minutes to work, so take a 15-minute nap. "Caffeine and a short nap make a very effective combination," says Jim Horne, director of the Loughborough Sleep Research Centre. As he relaxed and the ball dropped, he would wake up, usually with fresh ideas. Thomas Edison used to catnap through the night with a steel ball in his hand. But your industrially lit 24-hour campus library should do the trick. Propped up on pillows in the glow of a laptop may feel like savvy ergonomics, but your keyboard will start to look pillow-like by midnight, and 418 pages of the word "gf64444444444444444444" will detract from the force of your argument. I am very confused on whether I should stand my ground or do what feels right.Before you begin, avoid warmth and soft furnishings. On the other hand however, I feel like I should hold onto the money as I got laid off from my job and not doing very well financially. I have been thinking of returning her $40 (although it's barely anything) because it doesn't feel right and I don't wanna rip off friends/people I know. Since the money hit my account I've been getting this sick feeling, as the assignment was only one page and took me under 45 minutes to finish it. But the problem is, I feel like I ripped her off. I agreed, so I handed in the assignment and she gave me the money. I would have initially declined because we are not that close and I don't want to do any favors for free, but she offered me $60 for it. So, recently a friend of mine asked me to finish her college assignment for her because she couldn't do it herself.

Am I literally thinking with my pp? Guys, I need your advice on something!
